What an elegant young lady! Such poise and dignity! And how cute that she borrowed her 5-year-old sister's bikini. Psych. Bitch look beat up, like she's been doing it for money for at least fifty years. Pretty hilar to learn, then, that she is twenty. Not dog years - actual human years. Now that's a #WTF. She's got horrible stringy hair, appalling dress sense, a shit tit job probably done in Bucharest, a face that only a mother could love and the kind of personality that makes you want to be Helen Keller. Practically identical to our own Z-list loser Chelsee Healy, then:
I should be honest now and point out that Nabilla isn't actually French, she is Swiss. You have to give it to Switzerland, they've come up with some good shiz over the years like
...a kind of down market Kim Kardashian, in other words. Nabilla's celebrity attained cult status due to one immortal line uttered during her time on one show, Reality TV Angels, as seen here:
Miss Benattia must be blowing all the right guys over in Hollywood because TMZ have made a really annoying video of her:
Anyway, I hope that Nabilla has proved to you that even the home of philosophy isn't immune to the reality TV virus and that the Frenchies can do chavs just as much as we can. I admit that what Nabilla inspires is far from adulation - it's more a case of the tweens thinking she's so cool and aspirational, while the rest of the country mocks the crap out of her. Next time someone says how far superior French women are to us, please wear a knowing smile. Like, hello?